"Fancy some toast, Derek..."

This is probably the complete opposite to jellybaby.

the idea for this came from witnessing

two young kids smash a car window,

steal a bag and then ride off on their bikes.

it happened about 100 yards from my home

and took them about 15 seconds.

my basic thought was,

if that's what they do in less than a minute,

what's the rest of their day like? 

In my research,

i got to meet kids involved in this world,

all of them could run rings

around any candidate on the apprentice. 

 ryan